The Queen visits Greenwich – caption competition


What on earth is the Dear Leader’s stooge, mayor Jim Gillman, thinking? What are Mrs Queen and Baron Greenwich saying? Answers on a piece of newly-printed royal borough notepaper to the usual address.

(Photo from More photos at the Greenwich Phantom.)


  1. “Embarrassing time for her to stop. Better just lean in there and wind her up again.”

  2. Christ Lizzie, let’s get back to town pronto. If you think this is trashy you won’t want to see what they’re doing to the Park.

  3. Midshipman Clayton: [Handing Horatio a flask] There’s a drop of Grog in it to warm you through.
    [No response]
    Midshipman Clayton: Horatio?
    Midshipman Horatio Hornblower: Death.
    Midshipman Clayton: What?
    Midshipman Horatio Hornblower: I was thinking on death.
    Midshipman Clayton: Whose?
    Midshipman Horatio Hornblower: Mine.

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